Swagger for the Big Game
It has come to this. I’m trying to figure out what’s the stronger impulse, the surprise that the Ravens have clawed their way through the muck and Joe Flacco outgunned…
7 Reasons Why You Probably Won’t See Her Again, Even If You’ve Got Her Number
Often time after a long, somewhat successful weekend, you find yourself at the start of the week with a decent amount of phone numbers. During those weekend nights, you were…
How To Get More Women In 2013 – New Years Resolution Plan
Since the New Year is just around the corner I figured it would only be natural to make some sort of getting laid New Year’s resolution plan. If this year…
Bio Robot Fridge
The Bio Robot Fridge. This Fridge really challenges the idea of a fridge as it doesn’t even look like a refrigerator, or any other household appliance for that matter. There…
Swagger to the Bank: What Does Rich Mean?
Since we’ve never put an actual number to that word, it’s always open for some sort of debate and always depends hugely on perspective. A football fan thinks the quarterback…
Short Season Swagger: Real Fans won’t Boycott the NHL
I don’t get it, the people who insist they’re going to vote with their feet and wait out this asterisk-laden, abridged NHL season to make some greater point about how…
Wildcard Weekend Swagger
Your bloody holiday responsibilities are over and done with, your television is primed and ready, you’ve got enough beer crammed into your fridge to intoxicate an entire freshman class. You…
Top Women & Gadgets of 2012
In no particular order, here are your top Women and Gadgets for 2012. Hottest Women of 2012 1. Kate Upton This has been a breakout year for Kate Upton, and…
The Swagger Guide to 2013
Next Year is Going to be Great Much to no one’s surprise, the 2012 doomsayers are going to have to sit on their hands for another year and wait for…
Swagger at the end of the World
We’re told by inspirational posters and feel-good half-hour television almost every day that we should “live each day like it’s your last”, but most men knows that nonsense only floats…
Fish tank Coffee Table
This fish tank coffee table is a crowd pleasure. Its base is a fully functional aquarium, and due to the beveled glass, nothing you place on the table will disturb…
Honda CBR 1000F Hurricane
After nearly 2 years of buidling, Ian McElroy has transformed a 1987 Honda Hurricane into a one-of-a-kind CBR 1000F. The bike takes cues from the future with sharp angles and…
Tequila Buffet
Get your Buffet on with your favorite Tequila. Add all the extras and lay it out like its Mardi Gras. Great for New Years!
Cheddar Money Clip by Jack Spade
Whatever you call your cash, the Cheddar Bill Holder is an ideal everyday wallet. Now the women will know where to the Big cheese keeps his loot. Jack Spade Style
Appointment Clock
Forget the days of checking your pocket journal or your desk calendar for important dates. Input them directly into your Appointment clock and never miss an anniversary, birthday, or first-date…
PicoBong Kaya Rabbit Vibe
If you’re wondering where all the good men went, don’t blame us: we haven’t gotten worse – women’s accessories have just gotten better. In this age of DIY, women are…
PicoBong Kiki Bling Edition
If this is every girl’s dream penis, it’s time to start bedazzling, boys. As we here at Swagger know, it’s important for every woman to have an accessory (step 5)…
The Evolution of Swagger
Justin Bieber, indie singer and star of mockumentary break-dance primer Never Say Never, notes in his hit song Boyfriend: “Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin’ by the fire while we…
5 Steps to Bedroom Bliss
1. Foreplay – Do it I know, we jumped the pleasantries and landed straight on foreplay. But we only have 5 steps here and a tight word count, so don’t…
